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With a name like that, who could fail to pay this classy saucer a visit?

Another "disc" recumbent so revered in this particular part of the world.

Located less than a mile from Dunnideer RSC, parked on a gentle shelf with gorgeous views to the Christ Kirk massif, lies Stonehead (no you couldn't make it up). Getting onto the recumbent takes Class 1 bouldering skills. Really, I should know better by now. The recumbents around here are not that recumbent at all. They are standing on their side, like flat discs. Lenses into the Other World. Think of this as a wall. When the crushing irrelevance of that analogy dawns on you, and the unthinkable weirdness of this structure as a wall, you begin to open your mind to concepts alien, which in turn prizes open the jaws of meaning.

If you can find a trader who claims their preferred method for constructing a wall is from a single disc of granite, weighing up to 50 tons, which must be dragged by 100 people from the nearest glacial valley, you would either be under a psychedelic…

If you can find a trader who claims their preferred method for constructing a wall is from a single disc of granite, weighing up to 50 tons, which must be dragged by 100 people from the nearest glacial valley, you would either be under a psychedelic delusion, or be talking to an ancient Grampian visionary. These are no laughing matter however. These are lenses into the Other World.

Every sunset there has ever been has shone on this spot.

I'm ecstatically happy. I'm sitting astride this psychic lens, eight feet off the ground but higher than the Millennium Force Big Dipper. When I get down from the recumbent (the top like a narrow mountain ridge) I push off hard with my feet against the flat side. I travel about five feet forward and hit the earth hard, but clean. I set my book against the mighty lens. How warm it feels. How much nicer to write against a solid surface than on my lap! How my handwriting has improved! (not that you can see it, but believe me...)

Dunnideer is never far away. Note: the disc should be vertical; of course 4,000 years can take its toll even on a psychic gateway to the Other World.