Old Rayne, I'm so glad I meet you at last, Old Rayne.
Old Rayne, five thousand years have past, Old Rayne (to be continued)
This is a DOOBRIE. Eight gigantic circle stones and a reclining submarine recumbent in full sight of Mither Tap, Dunnideer and Tap O'Noth. Yes, it is a LENS, my third today (if you include Dunnideer RSC where I had lunch), It's F'ing enormous. Tooled to perfection. It even has a "lug" which would have fitted perfectly inside a notch cut out of the flanker. See photos below.
THOUGHTS ON THE MOON ALIGNMENT THEORY OF RECUMBENT STONE CIRCLES
The Architect had visited the people of Old Rayne with a view to them building a recumbent stone circle...
"Soo, as I was saying ta yer mate over there, yae got tae help me oot here. You and yer hardest workers. Got tae handle lifting shite heavier than the cast a fuckin' Eastenders too eh.
I'll personally guarantee ye a miracle for all ye hand shaggin' work. Listen, ye see that moon up there, eh? Aye that thing. In eighteen years time, not a minute fucking moor or less, it will COME DOON from the sky, it will HOVER, and I shit you not, it will SET upon the top of one a them wee stones.
The top of the recumbent! It will be like God himself kicked a fitba' straight intae the net from fiftae yads eh?! You won't regret it. Ye have to remember tae stand back a bit, eh, and not let little Scottie climb all over it at the crucial moment, or those eighteen years might as well have passed having yer arse raped by a pine martin. Got it?
So, well have a deal then eh?"
The response came immediately: "YOO MUST BE OOT OF YER FUCKIN' MIND SON!!!!"
Hence why Aubrey Burl's moon "maximum Southern moon setting" theory doesn't wash with me.
Extraordinary heavy metal circle near Aberdeen Dyce airport. One of the finest, most complete monuments of its kind. The growing urbanisation surrounding it cannot hold this druidic temple back.